My Life is Twilight

A website intended for dumb fangirls that has evolved into a place where Harry Potter fans can go to have a good laugh.

Twilight fan: I just posted a story on My Life Is Twilight!

HP Fan: What did it say?

Twilight fan: That I just realized my hair is brown, just like Bella's!!! MLISoooooooT

HP Fan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're a dumbass.

My Life is Twilight by MrsSchlongbottom January 24, 2011

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My Life Is Twilight

A website that is a ripoff version of MLIA and FML. On this website, there are a group of freaks that are insanely obsessed with Twilight. Some of those people need mental help.

My Life Is Twilight sucks.

My Life Is Twilight by MLIA reader95 April 21, 2010

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my life is twilight

(1) a group of twilight obsessed people who want to post twilight related information anonymously to the world.
(2) a web site similar to MLIA FML and MLIG consisting of girls age 10-15 discussing their love of a wolf or a 108 year old virgin who sparkles (both fictional)

god she is such a twihard she has my life is twilight as her home page.

my life is twilight by myhavecokkie January 10, 2010

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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