My handle

Pseudonym; a fictitious name or a nickname a person goes by.

My handle on Snapchat is Maverick22.

My handle by Dinito1 September 12, 2016

handle my lightweight 

What a hood person says when he/she wants someone to handle his/her lightweight it means they want you to fight a battle for them essentially a small ass person that is not a challenge or they feel they must not condescend to a bitches level.

Aye bruh handle my lightweight before I fuck up my shoes

handle my lightweight by stonie man March 10, 2011

handle my business 

To masterbate or play with oneself.

"I was so fucking horny, I had to handle my business."

handle my business by HotDyke August 2, 2006

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram 

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit

*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram by Light Guardian September 30, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu

A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).

He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’

If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu by BobCheckers April 4, 2026

ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔 

this game piss me off for real bruh my veiny dick cant handle this fine shit 💔

ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔

ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔 by Ethski April 13, 2025

handlin my business 

1. getting a favor done that you yourself probably could not do without this other persons help.

2. But usually you hear this from drug dealers who are taking care of something "business related" real quick.

3. sometimes "your business" can be personal, either with homework, a fight with a bully, YOU YOURSELF can handle your own personal drama, and call it handlin your business.

4. Handling your business never takes that long. this is something that can be done very quickly in less than two hours. always.

"Hey man, thanks for handlin my business earlier, when my parents came over."

"ya! i'll be over, after i handle my business!"

"go outside, handle your business, and come back to me with my ends"

handlin my business by Jendoof March 7, 2010