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My Friday 

The last day of a work week or rotation. A poor excuse for lazy people to do nothing, leave early and still get paid. Generally used by people with no work ethic, no motivation, and no self worth.
I'm not doing any of that, it's my friday.
My Friday by Thatguyfromu2 January 26, 2022

sounds like my friday night 

A come-back line in a conversation when someone complains or tells you something they're struggling with.
Karen: I'm not looking forward to going to the doctor. He always asks me to take my top off and his hands are always cold!
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!

slmfn can also be used.

my girl friday

An affectionate name for your female acquaintance when she is in a good mood. Referencing the day of the week, Friday, which is, by school children and business people, known as the start of a weekend; thus Friday would reference a start to something positive.
My girl Friday and I went to the movies last weekend and she was pretty psyched to see that new "Snakes on a Plane."
my girl friday by MyGirlFriday August 20, 2006

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026