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my dog stepped on a bee 

“my dog stepped on a bee”
“buy one get one free”
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
“here’s the mufukn tea”

My dog stepped on a bee 

Used to mock someone when they're playing the victim.
Annie: "Jesus christ jake! Stop with that shit"
Jake: "It's not my fault, you're stressing me out"
Depp: "jesus christ, 'my dog stepped on a bee', shut the fuck up"

My dog stepped on a bee 

More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!
Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*

Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!

My dog stepped on a bee 

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court