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my dick is in your mouth

Getting absolutely destroyed
Like, damn
Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12

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Friend: Oh my god, bro! My dick is in your mouth. MY DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH!
by 11eryxin March 5, 2019
mugGet the my dick is in your mouthmug.

Get my dick out your mouth!!

John: George why are you always playing that video game. Don't you have anything better to do.

George: Get my dick out your mouth!!
by jaydub114 August 4, 2007
mugGet the Get my dick out your mouth!!mug.

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010
mugGet the If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouthmug.

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