My dad Owns Microsoft

The Signature Phrase for any 11-12 year old in an attempt to try to flex what they don't have. These kids are mostly on xbox and/or minecraft

Man:*Winning against child*
Kid: Your a hacker, my dad owns microsoft

My dad Owns Microsoft by THICCBOU May 16, 2018

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