my dad left 

same.

person one: my dad left
person two: my mom left for cookies

my dad left by I’m just a great kid April 14, 2022

my dad left when i was 4 

my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).

i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.

my dad left when i was 4 by McChikn November 29, 2021

my dad left me (story) 

My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*

broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)

my dad left me (story) by refrigerator 23 May 18, 2020

my dad left to get milk 

When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.

person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here

person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk

my dad left to get milk by madahajalakaqawaeara July 1, 2022

why my dad left 

cause i suck

Me: why my dad left?
mom:so your dad left cause you suck

why my dad left by BiboTheBilbo April 24, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022