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My Band Class 

Flutes: all the girly girls play flute, half of the people that play flute have very strict parents that probably made them play the flute and of course, we can't forget, the one boy
Clarinets: stuck up meanies that make people cry. Most likely you will find them talking shit about someone.
Oboes: most of them are horse girls or pterodactyl boys
Trumpets: fun to hang around out of band, but in band you can find them in their little trumpet cult talking shit about woodwinds
French horn: not many of them, very quiet, but when you get to know them they are crackheads. Will most likely form a french horn cult once they find their french horn buddies.
Trombone: 1 out of the three of them can actually play. Pretty cool people though. Half of the time they only play one note, SOOOOOOO
Euphoniums: When you're having a conversation with them, just know they might randomly start talking about their instrument.
Tubas: will either be really tall/big or really short/small. 3/4 they can actually play the right notes.

Bassoons: very quiet

Saxophones: crackheads who don't listen to rules
My Cand Class-
Flutes
"Omg rebecca did you see what Jessica was wearing"
Clarinets
"You see that girl, yeah she is so annoying, can't wait until she finds out no one likes her"
Oboes
"DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HORSES"
Trumpets: "Brass is superior. Brass is superior! BRASS IS SUPERIOR!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!"
French horn
"Hey so like, I was wondering, đø ýöų wæņþ ťõ jőíń øűŕ çųłţ"
Trombone
"Yo I don't know why I chose trombone, I can't even play LMFAO"
Euphoniums
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A EUPHONIUM IS!!! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!! IDIOT!"
Tubas
*in squicky voice* "can someone help me I can't hold my tuba anymore"
-small tuba boy
Bassoons
"•_•"
Saxophones
"Bro stop playing, she said not to play"
"Its fine, she won't notice"
This is just "My Band Class" . Also where are my french horns?
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012