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you my rock 

Damn girl you my rock
you my rock by TeamK9 April 22, 2018

fraggle my rock 

Surprisingly out of this realm of such sorts.
Kid friendly way with a 80s twist of say no fucking way .... shut the front door

Or a good shag ...

Fraggle Rock an epic 80s TV show you never know what will happen down in fraggle rock
Well Fraggle my rock you don't say. (Mind blown)

After a good shag- you fraggled my rock
fraggle my rock by jinxjax January 9, 2020

Hes my rock 

When a girl claims her man is firm and muscular but in reality hes a squirmy little bitch.
Todd: Youre boyfriends so weak!
Ellie: Nu uh! Hes my rock!
Hes my rock by Vanman99 October 2, 2016

suck my rock 

basically sock my cock. aka suck my rock solid cock = rock
Tommy: you’re a bitch, you can’t do the split on the dick
Temi: shut up! you don’t know what I can do...you can suck my rock

paper my rock 

meaning, when giving 'props' to another person you say 'paper my rock' instead of 'props' which then indicates that you would like the person to pull a 'rock, paper, scissors' scenario and paper your rock. meaning high five your 'prop' or rock.
yo jim nice job, paper my rock!
paper my rock by annony4455 May 1, 2008

Buff My Rock

Another way of saying suck my dick that is more playful and less meaningful as a threat
Person 1 - Why you got them bum ass Mexican Jordan’s on

Person 2 - Buff My Rock nigga, at least I got some on
Buff My Rock by cientodoshuevos January 13, 2026
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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