im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock

person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

by nigger\nigga\negro May 6, 2023

Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

Making my meat ready

When a female arouses a man to erection with or without her knowledge.

Oih, Bravs! I just wanted to go home for a fish finger sandwhich but she starting "making my meat ready".

by pipemaster447 April 11, 2011

spam my meat

spam my meat is a song created by the band *xxflamer_gamer360xx spam my meat does not have anything to do with beating your meat it means to spam a keyboard

im gonna spam my meat to kill this guy

by yoboirerere February 28, 2023

Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.

Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.

by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017

wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008