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Beating my meat 

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.
*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*
Beating my meat by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018
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beating my meat 

Fuck man im just beating my meat ..
beating my meat by Jason Lazzy January 6, 2017

Beating my meat 

Beating my meat by Kuddy December 17, 2020

Beating my meat 

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.
I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.
Beating my meat by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018

Beating my meat 

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

You are not beating me at my own game

That isn't what is happening here. Give me, my fucking money. And take it from the imposter.
Hym Iam "You are not beating me at my own game. The imposter or the kid."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026