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Beating my meat 

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.
*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*
Beating my meat by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018
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beating my meat 

Jerking off
master bating

horny

blue balls
Fuck man im just beating my meat ..
beating my meat by Jason Lazzy January 6, 2017

Beating my meat 

Beating my meat by Kuddy December 17, 2020

Beating my meat 

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.
I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.
Beating my meat by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018

Beating my meat 

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

You are not beating me at my own game

That isn't what is happening here. Give me, my fucking money. And take it from the imposter.
Hym Iam "You are not beating me at my own game. The imposter or the kid."
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