Mwelve 

/mwɛ.lˈv/ Adj.
Used to describe Tonkeys that grovel around to the point of developing Mollis Medullaris. Generally a state induced from bio-toxicity and accumulation of heavy metals.

These mwelve Tonkeys have absolutely ruined their pine-cones, what a shame.

Mwelve by Dedical Moctor July 30, 2020

melves 

plural for the word Milf.

I went to a PTA meeting last night and I saw so many melves.

melves by Clana September 21, 2005

Mhelver Daoang

Handsome muscular guy, with built like a Roman God

Mhelver Daoang is the brother of the Roman god Zeus.

Mhelver Daoang by Keimer December 28, 2022

melvedgie 

A combination of a melvin and a wedgie, in which a person or persons apply a firm grip to both the front side and back side of a victim's underwear and then lift the undergarment forcefully in order to drive it cuttingly into the soft tissues of both the groin and the buttocks division.

You thought Johnny Caligula, the captain of the football team, would let you off with a wedgie; but his lieutenant and offensive lineman "Sturm" was with him, so you were afflicted with a doubly-painful melvedgie.

melvedgie by King Gerbil October 20, 2011

melvern 

Fucking amazing

You just as awesome as Melvern, that's pretty godly

melvern by Vern October 8, 2016

Mcelveen 

To take something that doesn't belong to you.

I Mcelveen the salt and pepper shakers from the restaurant because I wanted them.

Mcelveen by Dtaylor 1 May 16, 2019

Nyomi millea melvey 

A shit and a dirty hore who is upsesst w sex And driiiiiiiiinkk

Nyomi millea melvey is a hoe
She is thikkkkkk
And needs to pooop

Nyomi millea melvey by I.d.e.k July 23, 2019