mustashe ride 

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure

Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do

mustashe ride by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

mustache-ride 

When a girl sits on the face of a guy with a mustache and he gives her oral sex.

During sex, Lisa sat on Tom's face and got a mustache ride.

mustache-ride by Seth P July 22, 2005

mustache ride 

Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.

Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.

"Hey, baby, you like you can use some fun. Care to take a mustache ride?"

mustache ride by Reliquium May 31, 2004

Mustache Ride 

When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.

Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing

Mustache Ride by team honey badger December 7, 2011

Mustache Ride 

When a woman rides your face with her vagina.

Who wants a mustache ride?

Mustache Ride by WAC February 16, 2003

Mustache Ride 

A guilty pleasure most women share.

Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson.

Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.

Jack: Ride that stache, ride that stache, whatever possessed you to ride that stache? You said it was a turn off!
Esmeralda: I don't know what came over me, baby! Please forgive me.
Jack: Maybe after the wax works its way off your peach, you'll have lived down this fateful mustache ride.

Mustache Ride by Gus Arnold June 7, 2013

muistashe ride 

when a man with a mustache lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustache lips and tongue to bring her pleasure.

Who wants a mustashe ride? I do I do

muistashe ride by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005