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mustaffa
It could be said that Socrates withheld a level of mustaffaness untouchable to others in the sense that he understood that his potential would remain unactualized because he was human and therefore destined to be ignorant.
mustaffa by Kristoffer ford December 12, 2008
Musyaffa
A gentleman who is intelligent, upholds the values of idealism and a situational leader.
Love freedom and protect the freedom of others from arbitrariness. Bringing good luck to the community and willing to be hated to uphold the values of truth. A charismatic man who loves many women (unfortunately), and a man who is loved by women for his ideas and intelligence.
He will become a great polymath leader in the future because of his ambition to be of benefit to his nation and country.
Love freedom and protect the freedom of others from arbitrariness. Bringing good luck to the community and willing to be hated to uphold the values of truth. A charismatic man who loves many women (unfortunately), and a man who is loved by women for his ideas and intelligence.
He will become a great polymath leader in the future because of his ambition to be of benefit to his nation and country.
Mustaffa
a man with a HUGE COCK but gets 0 bitches absouletly 0 play.
GIRLS: OMG LOOK AT THAT HUGE COCK MUSTAFFA!
MUSTAFFA: i know right, makes you wanna grab it and twist it and roll around it right? *rawr*
GIRLS: ew you got no play
GIRLS: OMG LOOK AT THAT HUGE COCK MUSTAFFA!
MUSTAFFA: i know right, makes you wanna grab it and twist it and roll around it right? *rawr*
GIRLS: ew you got no play
mustaffa gets no bitches
Mustaffa by omgitsaskfajf September 21, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.