Muskel

Muscles with fat covering it on the outside; flabby muscles.

After a year of binging, Pete's no longer had those defining muscles in his arms but muskels instead.

by kchong December 10, 2009

Muff Musket

It is another name for an erect penis

My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off

by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012

montana musket loader

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

Musked

When a car manufacturer refuses to honor their own warranty.

The wheel fell off my neighbor's new Tesla right as he drove it off the dealer lot. The service department said it is not covered under warranty, because it is a normal wear item, and said it would be $5000 if he wants it fixed. They really Musked him.

by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019

musketing

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.

Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.

by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

Musked

to be fucked over hard, no apologies.

Buyers of Tesla vehicles, once safety or performance issues are found, discover when seeking remedy that they have been Musked.

by M3 Mentor March 6, 2020

Musked

Paying a deposit for a product you won't ever receive.

Five years ago, I paid a deposit of $1000 to order Tesla solar panels for my roof, the company never installed them, and now they won't even answer the phone. I got Musked!

by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019