mushwood 

the art of giving your penis a few strokes to fatten it up and make it appear larger before you go to the showers in gym class.

John came into the shower sporting mushwood although we all knew he had a teeny weenie!

mushwood by Tassycatt December 24, 2010

mushood

A disgustingly vile swamp of a vagina. Commonly smells of fish and is typically hairy.

Corie had such a mushood last night.

mushood by The_Ginger July 14, 2014