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muneh

What the debtors owe to Herr Strauss and Co.
Arthur: where’s our MUNEH?
Mr. Downes: I can’t give you muneh but I can give you Tuberculosis .
Arthur: I guess that’s fair enough.
by HERRLUMBAGO January 21, 2019
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Will Muschamp

The craziest, wildest, most volatile coach known to man, in any sport. Although a very nice man off the football field, when he's on the sideline, his levels of both anger and elation exceed the limits that were previously known to the human race. Muschamp has been known to yell, "BOOM, MOTHERFUCKER" at the top of his lungs- which is usually loud enough for the TV cameras to pick up- when his defense (which he is also known for building and coaching well) makes a big stop. Search his name in youtube, and the first four suggestions you'll get are angry, crazy, mad and cussing.

One time, he got so pissed at one of his players that he was literally unable to form words, and just clenched his teeth and sputtered for several seconds before he actually gave up trying to speak and turned away.

Another time, he was so upset over a bad call against his team that he chewed out a referee throughout the entire ensuing TV commercial. Then, he decided that the TV timeout didn't give him adequate time to properly deliver his tongue lashing, so he called a timeout just to run back to the same ref and scream at him for another three minutes.

He'll be the first one to congratulate you on a big play, and he'll be the first to get in your face after a bad play- and either way, your ears will be ringing for hours.
Will Muschamp is the only coach to ever get caught cussing on live TV twice in the same season
by Michael Hammond May 4, 2013
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mushballface

n. a person who is sometimes overly sentimental in the provision of affection and endearment towards their partner.

They may not always be that way, nor is it necessarily a bad thing (although it is unbearable to others if witnessed).
Philemon: You're just the tastiest, butteriest, nommiest biscuit in the whole wide world, aren't you?

Baucis: No, *you're* the tastiest, butteriest, nommiest biscuit in the whole wide world.

Philemon: Oh, we're such mushballfaces. /butterflykiss

Hermes: d'omg, you two are insufferable.
by a. fort December 18, 2011
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traditionnel musette

a stereotypic french song that has been used in Google Translate memes of celebrities by English to French, followed by an photoshopped image of a person with a baguette and a beret next to the eiffel tower.

some french songs may change depending on celebrity
English Google Translate: pewdiepie
French Google Translate: pewdiypieeeeeeh
*traditionnel musette plays*
by MC V-Dawg August 9, 2020
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Pwoper Muser

The growing group of musers well versed in everything related to the band Muse, and its members.

They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".

A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.
"My sister is a Pwoper Muser. All she ever talks about is the fucking glitterati!"

"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."
by TheNoodleFish January 27, 2012
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Museum Nemesis

When visiting a museum or gallery, you will encounter at least one Museum Nemesis. These are the people that you see over and over again that inconvenience you repeatedly during your visit. You can tell your Museum Nemesis by some of the following traits:

-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one

You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.
Jim: That stupid bitch got in my way AGAIN!

Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis

Jim: How I get rid of her?

Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine

Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?

Bob: That's the one!

Jim: ...Awesome!
by Danno81 June 8, 2010
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