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"v" muscle
the hottest muscle that a guy could have. it is the line of muscle starting by the hip bone and ending as far down as possible(by the groin)
"v" muscle by kayla May 13, 2005
"v" muscle
Something women expect all men to have in order to not be called ugly, but when men do get this, all women care about is the body of the male and not who they really are inside. So they get laid a lot. When this happens, men get blamed for being pigs. This is known as "Feminism"
Dude: Yo lovely lady, i got a good personality and a cute butt.
Lady: Ew, no sixpack, build in coffee maker of "v" muscle, go away.
Dude: But i got blankets and movies to caress you softly in!
Lady: Freak. Go away or im calling the cops.
Lady: Ew, no sixpack, build in coffee maker of "v" muscle, go away.
Dude: But i got blankets and movies to caress you softly in!
Lady: Freak. Go away or im calling the cops.
"v" muscle by Poopscootch May 11, 2014
Tuners vs Muscle
A stupid ass rivalry to determine which vehicle class which is the best that mostly retard rednecks love to bitch about.
Pros & Cons
Tuners
Pros:
Looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
Has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. Nissan, Toyota)
Able to turn well
Good gas mileage
Cons:
Not as fast as Muscles or Exotics
Some engines in some models can be rather complicated
And are often defined as shit (or ricers) by Muscle Heads and Exotic Aficionados
Muscle
Pros:
Loud ass sound in the engine
Known for being fast for years
"No replacement for displacement"
Equally fast as Exotics and more faster than Tuners
Has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. Dodge, Chevy, and Ford)
Cons:
Only legendary at Drag Racing and NASCAR
Can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in hell
The result: Muscle
(but personally I really don't fucking care I like both,
why bitch about it? I don't know)
Pros & Cons
Tuners
Pros:
Looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
Has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. Nissan, Toyota)
Able to turn well
Good gas mileage
Cons:
Not as fast as Muscles or Exotics
Some engines in some models can be rather complicated
And are often defined as shit (or ricers) by Muscle Heads and Exotic Aficionados
Muscle
Pros:
Loud ass sound in the engine
Known for being fast for years
"No replacement for displacement"
Equally fast as Exotics and more faster than Tuners
Has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. Dodge, Chevy, and Ford)
Cons:
Only legendary at Drag Racing and NASCAR
Can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in hell
The result: Muscle
(but personally I really don't fucking care I like both,
why bitch about it? I don't know)
Muscle Head: Tuners vs Muscle which is better, personally I think Muscle cars are the greatest car ever made than some shitty gay ass ricer whatchamacallit? Neesan (Nissan) Handern (Honda) Massa (Mazda) so which is it?
Me: I really don't fucking care which better, I like both, I'm not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.
Muscle Head: Um, well my Hemi can but your car in a second, let's race
Me: Fuck off, please
Me: I really don't fucking care which better, I like both, I'm not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.
Muscle Head: Um, well my Hemi can but your car in a second, let's race
Me: Fuck off, please
Tuners vs Muscle by I'm mixed August 2, 2011
Valentines Beer Muscle
A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
Valentines Beer Muscle by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017
The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
muscleville
muscleville by gfellayehim November 14, 2014
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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