The act of Murphing. Murph (the person performing the act) grabs your ass cheek and his hand wanders further forward toward where you would normally be fingered. This is an over the pants experience, he tries to penetrate you with his fingers. A Murpher usually has a girlfriend at home, another girl on his arm while the act is being performed, and you're just a third party cause. This act is usually performed in a Frat basement.
by Sammvv February 28, 2016
To get fooled into an out-of-this-world, amazing deal. The poor fool will have problems and bills out-of-this-world.
Customer: "I have a basic phone. If I get a smartphone, will my bill stay the same?"
Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"
That customer just got Murphed!
Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"
That customer just got Murphed!
by redsevenx February 10, 2013
by Kellington Brown March 10, 2008
(Verb) (murf-ing) When one wears the same shirt for 3+ days in a row. Typically resulting in a body odor that everybody can smell except for the one who is murphing.
by whatsthewordwordword September 2, 2015
When you're high off ecstacy pills.
for those who don't know ecstasy is an illegal drug usually taken at raves.
for those who don't know ecstasy is an illegal drug usually taken at raves.
by ellejhay May 31, 2006
to continue to take part in an online political forum discussion even after one has already said one's good-byes
The other poster's message about Clinton's sex life got her so riled that she could not resist murphing for a quick rebuttal, and then another one, and then another one.
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
The sound a girl makes when she has a guy's cock in her mouth and tries to say something to other girl in the threesome.
Girl 1: Murph murph murph!
Girl 2: What's that 'girl 1'? It sounds like you have something in your mouth!
Girl 2: What's that 'girl 1'? It sounds like you have something in your mouth!
by metalxmonkey August 30, 2005