1. "Your mulv looks nice"
2."can i lick ur mulv"
3. "sure u can lick my mulv"
4."have u washed ur mulv yet?"
5."mom!, stop going on about my mulv"
by ur mum has a mulv January 30, 2009
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An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting marshmallow peeps. Tastes similar to a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow.

Etymologically linked to Latin's "malva" or Hebrew's מַלּוּחַ (mallū́aḥ, “saltbush”).
In other news, God wept because they brewed up some mulve to serve at the Halloween party
by danachos October 12, 2022
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A creeping teacher at your local high school that often will flirt with senior girls and possibly having relations with them
"Wow Mulv is such a creep, he kept staring at me when i wore that tank top!"

"Hey did you see mulv with that senior girl?"
"Yea he was really creeping wasn't he"
by Ginus June 20, 2008
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