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A creeping teacher at your local high school that often will flirt with senior girls and possibly having relations with them
"Wow Mulv is such a creep, he kept staring at me when i wore that tank top!"

"Hey did you see mulv with that senior girl?"
"Yea he was really creeping wasn't he"
mulv by Ginus June 20, 2008
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Dylan Mulvaney 

- Did you see Dylan Mulvaney's instagram live last night?
- Yeah! She's awesome

Mulvehillism 

A religon that has emerged out of worshipers of world history in about 2015 CE. This is a monotheistic religon where the father, son, and holy spirit are all one person; Tim.
I just converted to Mulvehillism.
Really? I heard it can change your life forever!
I have become enlightened.
Mulvehillism by theswaggernaut September 19, 2018

The Full Mulvaney

When one arrogantly confesses to crimes because they believe they are above the law.
The Full Mulvaney was in full effect when Mick copped to the quid pro quo at the press conference.
The Full Mulvaney by Johnny Donut November 5, 2019

mulversac 

mulversacked, mulversacking, mulversacination; verb

The act of placing ones penis and scrotum on one-others face. Testicles in the sockets of the eyes, penis guided along the nose, and length permitting head resting on the lips.

Origin
1930's London, was coined by little know jokester named Harvey Pattinson
To mulversac; Done usually with the victim laying down face up asleep/passed out, the perpetrator is in 'the goat' position.
mulversac by sobcheck666 January 18, 2010
The name that Jerry Seinfeld was guessing his girlfriend's name was, since he had forgotten except for remembering that it rhymed with a female body part.
Dolores: "You have no idea what my name is, do you?"
Jerry: "...Mulva?"
mulva by Katopolis January 6, 2005