The name that Jerry Seinfeld was guessing his girlfriend's name was, since he had forgotten except for remembering that it rhymed with a female body part.
Dolores: "You have no idea what my name is, do you?"
Jerry: "...Mulva?"
by Katopolis January 7, 2005
Used in a Sienfeld Episode, because Jerry didn't know the name of his date, but he knew it rhymed with a part of the female anatomy.
"Hon, do you love me?"
"MM-hmm... mulva?"

"What??"

"nothing"
by Mike Mesenbring November 17, 2004
What one might offer as an answer to a personal question he or she doesn't know the answer to or feels uncomfortable answering. Used in a Seinfeld episode.
"Hon, do you love me?"
"Umm... mulva?"
by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003
An ornery intern whose feelings get hurt at the drop of a hat. Also, a Kentucky redneck with the empasis on "neck". Ziggy's bastard child.
The Mulva would often complain about his broke down pick up truck. "O woe is me", qoute The Mulva.
by Anonymous March 11, 2003
She rubbed my mulva for 12 minutes but complained the whole time.
by Bryan and Michelle January 1, 2009