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multiple-double-handshake-clasp twirl

Refers to an uproarious and highly-satisfying way to either say hello, bid goodbye, or just be warmly soh-shuh-buhl to several fellow humans who are standing side-by side. What ya do is start at one end of da line and handshake-clasp (i.e., right-hand fully fitted into right hand or vise-versa, as opposed to da right-holding-left "walking hand-in-hand" or finger-interlacings clasps) da first person's "outside" hand (i.e., if you start on da left side of da line, you'd take da end-person's right hand in yers, and if you start on da right end, ya would reach out wif yer left hand and grasp da end-person's left hand), then swivel yerself around to stand wif yer back to da person, reach yer other hand back to handshake-clasp his "inside" hand, release his "outside"hand and spin around another half-turn so dat yer facing da group again, handshake-clasp da next person's hand wif yer free hand, let go of da first person's hand and flip around a half-turn, take da second person's other hand, let go of his "original" hand and swing back around to face both him and da next person, take da next person's "nearer" hand, and so on.
Engaging in a chuckling/giggling round of multiple-double-handshake-clasp twirling can indeed be a total blast, just make sure to first ask if any of da participants has sore/stiff wrists, since a good bit of joints-flexing is involved in said loopy companionship-savoring activities.
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