Originating from a rouge Milano cookie, the exclamation "Milanos!" is used to express surprise over the uncalled for invasion of one's private crotch space with the hand or other body part.
Joe called Milanos on Jeff when Jeff accidentally put his hand on Joe's thigh
A disease that causes retardation, skin discoloration, and homosexual urges that are acted upon every day. This disease was first found in a male human named Lu Sun. Currently, there is no treatment for this disease and Lu refuses to undergo testing because he enjoys the urges.
Lu's melanosyndesmoanachondrorrhexis caused him to make out with Yang Gao.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.