muk chug

The process of filling up a gallon milk jug with a man genital secretion and then having you make partner perform the gallon of milk challenge with said jug

“Yo did you hear what happened on Saturday? Matt filled up a jug and had Lucas do a muk chug!”

muk chug by Yamo Ruschko Stoich October 14, 2020

Mukchug Tantsuldigug 

The person is the self-proclaimed immortal World Chess Champion (also known as the Immortal 1000), whose games inscribed in stone, dated 1796 were recently discovered in a random uncle (Mâi Kợk Bỉk)'s house in Hanoi, Vietnam.
One of the 136 games in the WCC of 1796 is 1.e4 c5 2. c3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. cxd4 d5 5. e5 Bf5 6. g4 Be4 7. f3 Bg6 8. Nc3 e6
9.a3 Qh4+ 10. Ke2 Bc2 11. Qd2 h5 12. h3 Rc8 13. b4 Bb3 14. b5 Nxd4+ 15. Qxd4 Bc5 16. Qf4 Qf2+ 17. Kd3 Bc2# 0-1 (transcribed into Algebraic Notation).

As an expression, to pull a Mukchug Tantsuldigug is to proclaim that a feat (usually idiotic) that no one but oneself has accomplished a long time ago is considered being the best in the world.

Joop: I filled a balloon containing three almonds and a 10kg weight with farts in 144.61 seconds when I was a newborn.
Koop: Look, no one cares about you pulling a Mukchug Tantsuldigug you doltish ninny dunce.

Mukchug Tantsuldigug by blast shidding May 6, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012