muffed onion

what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz

wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion

by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014

scissor muffing

When two females rub their crotches together resembling two pair of scissors cutting each other in half.

by Jason M. Mills April 18, 2008

a penis that is so messed up that it looks like the top of a muffin or cabbadge

Holy shit! Did you see Ronnie's penis? Its such a muf cabbadge!

by jerseyman October 15, 2010

you didn't even get her number? you really muffed out, you know?

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

A sexual move when a group of men take a muffin and masturbate all over it and the last person to masturbate on it has to shove it up his ass

"Bill you lost now you have to put the muffin in your ass, you know the rules of soggy muffing!"

n. A girl forcibly putting her vagina on a man's butthole

Rebecca: I heard Chad is up for anal muffing!
Holly: He better spread his cheeks pretty wide for my vag!

by MaryvilleGoSaints November 7, 2013

Damn...you got all muffed up!!!!!

by iohnoprngs March 23, 2009