muffin the great

A god of woodlice, whos objective in life is simple... eat his people and talk to pigeons

wow look at that guy eating woodlice, man
i know, its muffin the great

by Tom Jewsbury February 16, 2007

muffin the great

A God Of the woodlice, he shall eat the woodlice he find, then bring them back to life. These woodlice that he blesses in this unique way are all called 'Chuck' After 'Chuck'. Normally, this person can talk to pidgeons as well, therfore having ultimate and supreme control over them, making them his invincible minions.

Dude, that guy ressusitated a woodlouse!!
It's Muffin The great!!! OMG!!!

The pidgeons are busy...
Muffin the great must be near!

by Tom Jewsbury February 04, 2007