muffin ass
muffin ass by Eric Loy March 10, 2004
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muffin ass
"My wife wants it--a picture of me naked, 'cause she says I have a wonderful muffin-ass." - Sol Rosenberg
muffin ass by Gertz March 12, 2004
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muffin-ass
1. an endearing term used by homosexuals to refer to their partners.
2. the act of eating ass, usually for breakfast.
2. the act of eating ass, usually for breakfast.
muffin-ass by Steven June 3, 2004
English Muffin Ass
When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.
That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!
English Muffin Ass by vegas8ball April 6, 2010
sweet muffin ass
When transactions are going smoothly, everything falls into place and you and your commarades are on the up and up. When good news and logistics fall into play and you are left with an overwhelming ephoria about life and your day.
Hey, I just learned your stock options vested leaving you with a very lucrative portfolio this morning.
Response: "Sweet Muffin Ass"
Response: "Sweet Muffin Ass"
sweet muffin ass by PaulinaKent September 19, 2006
corn muffin ass
Term used by blacks to describe lazy fat bitches that need to move from one place to another. As in:get your corn muffin ass off the couch an make me a samich. Dam
corn muffin ass by Yo Taco! September 22, 2013
Ass Muffin
The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.
Ass Muffin by Greg J.B March 27, 2007
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