muffathon 

A term for having sex all night for lesbians

When you finally have a perfect power bottom and a power top for a muffathon

muffathon by Qugsa April 24, 2019

Cooter Muffaloon 

This is the sensitive central area of the cheedle (usually 2-3 inches in diameter) that can be greatly stimulated during sexual intercourse. This area is light pink to red depending on the heart rate of the woman. It is also a common place where prostitutes get tattoos depicting sexually suggestive images meant to please the man having intercourse with said prostitute(s).

Rosie: I plan on getting a tattoo on my Cooter Muffaloon. What do you think it should be?
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.

Cooter Muffaloon by Corn Smith January 17, 2010

mungathon 

This is a week long festival of activities held at your local graveyard once a year. A mungathon is where competative munging can be witnessed. Throughout this week, the stiffest and most talented competators of mungers can show what they are made of. The most popular and televised event is during the use of the mung trampoline. This event shows how truly athletic and talented mungers can be. During this event, mungers are rewarded points with style, height, creativity and power. Mungers can perform backflips on the awaiting victim to accomplish maximum mung facials. One can try and get as much height as possible as well as power on the same muging jump. First place is a sweet and lucrative award. It is a year supply of mung that has been aged to enhance its flavor. (similar to wine, but mung is better) So check your local listings for an upcoming mungathon near you. Good luck, enjoy, and mung safely.

1. I bought my own trampoline over the summer to train for the upcoming mungathon. I need to work on my reverse 180 to take the first place prize to help feed my mung hungry family.

2. Anyone have any comments or answers to this email we recieved last week. Terry, OK. "Does anyone know if there is a special olympics mungathon. Please let me know if there is"

mungathon by John and Kyle May 23, 2006

Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.

As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.

Muffaroni & Cheese by Spoodge March 11, 2008

Muntathon 

To go munting for 6 day and 6 nights. In true muntathons no food or water is consumed, living only off the nutrients gained from the victim corpse.

Slow down Timmy, it's a muntathon not a sprint.

Muntathon by Walekim November 8, 2008

Mustathon 

A routine conversation with a parent when they suddenly switch to offering unsolicited advice full of musts, shoulds, mustn'ts and shouldn'ts.

Me: Nice weather!

Mum: You should do some work on the house. You must exercise.

Me: (thinks) Shit. This is turning into a mustathon!

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Dad: You should get a better job, get a nice girlfriend, learn how to drive.

Me: Oh no! I've been mustathoned!

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Me: Was out with the dogs earlier when I bumped into mum. We talked about the dogs a bit then she hit me with a mustathon.

Mustathon by The WeirdnessSymposium May 2, 2009

Muffton 

Mutton is meat. Muffton is vaginal meat.

Guy 1: I ate this girls muffton last night.
Guy 2: that’s some crazy ass shit bro.

Muffton by Famous publisher February 28, 2021