Mud Pretzel

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My god, I cannot believe this has not been defined yet.
The effect of too much anal and not enough vaginal. The penis will warp upwards, downwards, to the right, or to the left, or any variation of these. Many male pornstars who specialize in the butt experience this later in their career

Porn Executive: I'd sign you, but I'm afraid you have a mud pretzel.
Porn Star: A mud pretzel; what's that?
Porn Executive: Beats me, it hasn't been defined yet.

Mud Pretzel by .Woody April 12, 2009

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Mud Pretzel

The act of shaping one's fecal matter into the shape of a pretzel on a significant other's anal area.

Fofifi loved it when Frank made a mud pretzel for her.

Mud Pretzel by Dictionary My_ASS June 19, 2006

Related Words

Mud Pretzel • Arabian Mud Pretzel • mud flap • MUD • Mud slide • mud shark • mud butt • mud cricket • mud pie • mud monkey

mud pretzel

a penis covered with fecal after having anal sex

damn, the other day i got a mud pretzel after having anal sex

mud pretzel by arfifteen May 20, 2010

Arabian Mud Pretzel

Alright, first you flip that, then press that. Then as you and your significant, or insignificant, other are going doggy style (anal) you pull her arms out, scream "AHLAH BOUACKBA" and push in so hard that she shits all over your dick.

Me and my girlfriend made an Arabian Mud Pretzel last night.

Arabian Mud Pretzel by avaz1243 March 8, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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