mubs

to masturbate in a public place such as a public restroom, bus, airplane, hotel lobby, and/or friend's grandmas hosue

My friend did a mubs at the Starbucks drivethru last night

by SNEEEEvES August 23, 2010

mubs

A White boy that has Wal-Mart rims.

Andrew Davis has the phatest mubs i have ever seen.

by pico April 10, 2003

MUB

Derived from the Sefic language meaning "miss you babe". Historically noted to be said by a Bosnian princess.

"I haven't talked to you in so long, MUB."

by Dr. Clapperton, Global Relations. November 23, 2007

MUBS

Monsters Under the Bed Syndrome. Used in poker discussion forums to denote play that is overly fearful of those very good hands that are rarely dealt.

Ever since I lost to that royal flush, I've been having a case of the MUBS.

by Cy N February 20, 2006

mub

a person who is too lazy to get dressed into regular day clothes and lounge around the house is a bum. a mub is someone who looks cute in doing so.

Bob looks good as he mubs around the house on saturday.

by mandapanda January 17, 2005

mub

to rub your hand up the crease of your buttocks and around your anus, then ambushing an unsuspecting victim with the same hand ih their face (whilst shouting 'mub' at them)

mub is bum backwards

boasting to a friend :"I leapt out and gave him the mub, he was discusted".

to mub someone

by brewlio April 29, 2007

MUB

Abbreviation for "Messed Up Bitch"
Definition: (noun) Referring to girls or girly guys who are used to debauched life such as drinking, doing drugs, and getting laid or have absolutely lost a sense of morale

She's a MUB! She's now going out his ex-boyfriend's father.

by dododo olleh July 25, 2011