MUBS 

Monsters Under the Bed Syndrome. Used in poker discussion forums to denote play that is overly fearful of those very good hands that are rarely dealt.

Ever since I lost to that royal flush, I've been having a case of the MUBS.

MUBS by Cy N April 9, 2006

MUBs 

Misogynistic Untermensch Bastards: Men who think that Women are only a life support system for a vagina.

MUBs who support gender inequality, genital mutilation of women and selective abortion of female babies, etc.

MUBs by Scared Feminine August 13, 2010

Mubs 

A man who has stubby fingers ... alluding to another apendage ... Mubs = Man Nubbs

Dude look at that guys hands, he's got serious mubs!!

Mubs by OregonGeorge January 14, 2009

mubs 

to masturbate in a public place such as a public restroom, bus, airplane, hotel lobby, and/or friend's grandmas hosue

My friend did a mubs at the Starbucks drivethru last night

mubs by SNEEEEvES August 23, 2010

MUBS 

Stands for "Moist Uncomfotable Butthole Syndrome." That feeling of discomfort between the butt-cheeks necessitating a re-wipe. If not dealt with, will degenerate into PIBS (Painful Itchy Butthole Syndrome).

No matter how much I wiped, I knew I was going to have MUBS later.

MUBS by Dimlight65 December 12, 2007

mubs 

A White boy that has Wal-Mart rims.

Andrew Davis has the phatest mubs i have ever seen.

mubs by pico April 9, 2003

Mubs 

Monday Undercover Blazing/Baking session.
Its used as a code word for smoking when you don't want others to know what you are doing.

1. Hey man want to go Mubs? Yeah sure ill get the stuff
2. Yeah its because i Mubs earlier today

Mubs by C_lefty8 June 3, 2009