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the best kpop artist ever

me : omg !! i love msftz, do you love msftz?
you: who the fuck is msftz

msftz by senissofunny May 19, 2021

Words you can keep

MSFTS

Someone who is an outcast or doesn't fit in, and refuses to adjust to the normal life.

Jaden is all about the MSFTS Clique.

MSFTS by OfficialChelseaClark on IG: September 15, 2012

Related Words

msftz • MSFTS • MFTZ

MSFTS

someone who creats, inspires and disrupts

Jaden smith is one of the creators MSFTS

MSFTS by lilmimzy January 11, 2013

MSFT

1. This is the stock symbol for Microsoft, commonly referred to as Mister Softee by brokers and traders, probably due to hearing Jim Kramer's repeated use of the phrase.
2. Mister Softee, aka flaccid penis, or Micro Softee, an extremely small, flaccid penis. The use of MSFT in a brokerage office environment is used to convey info in writing under the PC radar, usually about a male coworker.
3. Mister Softee as a person who is easy to work for and get along with; not one to dish out the discipline. MSFT used again in the office environment to convey this info.

Kate, I heard that Bob in accounting is interested in your assets. Jill and Emily both said that his MSFT was not exactly helping his portfolio, and they both did all they could do to increase performance.

Tom, it seems like you're having trouble with producing here. I heard that Jason at the Topeka branch is more invested in MSFT. You should think about transferring.

MSFT by DirtyThinker May 27, 2018

MFTZ

Mother effing T Zone

Im going to punch you in the MFTZ!

MFTZ by yofaceeeee September 25, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026