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mr. crumpet

A type of male who is so attractive and stunning that you can’t help but call him a Mr. Crumpet. He looks as delicious as a british black tea with a side of crumpets and jam; you could indulge in him all day. Often british men are referred to as Mr. Crumpet because they enjoy crumpets while looking like a delicious snack at the same time.
Oh my goodness... Hector is such a Mr. Crumpet! He’s delicious!!

Wow, did you see Sherman today? Looks like he might be next on our Mr. Crumpet list!!
by ominousmuffin5678 May 4, 2019
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mr crumpton

A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school
Mr crumpton is a lovely man who gave me sweets
by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018
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