A type of male who is so attractive and stunning that you can’t help but call him a Mr. Crumpet. He looks as delicious as a british black tea with a side of crumpets and jam; you could indulge in him all day. Often british men are referred to as Mr. Crumpet because they enjoy crumpets while looking like a delicious snack at the same time.
Oh my goodness... Hector is such a Mr. Crumpet! He’s delicious!!
Wow, did you see Sherman today? Looks like he might be next on our Mr. Crumpet list!!
Wow, did you see Sherman today? Looks like he might be next on our Mr. Crumpet list!!
by ominousmuffin5678 May 4, 2019
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