mr cullin 

the fattest shit in all of st gregories, he calls everyone son and touches people beanheads putting his crusty handsd all over you. If u mess with him u will get a shit tonne of headtouching making you get bullied for having dandruff but really it is the crust from mr cullins hands.

don't be a fokin mr cullin.

mr cullin by ufta May 2, 2019

mr collins 

a bald cunt who likes to sing to his darling all day , a mr Collins is a retard at his job and everything in life

you run like such a mr Collins

your such a mr collins

mr collins by steven maynardsteven maynard February 6, 2018

Mr Collins 

Sexy sexy man with particularly good legs! Great sense of humour and lovely taste in cars!

Probably a bit fruity because he just is!!!
Urghhhh he’s so fit anyway….if you got a mr Collins keep him close!

Mr Collins is really really fit

Mr Collins by Dilly Willy January 11, 2023

Mr collins 

Actual twat and is crap and his job he literally needs to get fired. He used to have a pet cockroach until he killed it in his sleep. He also goes round Pokémon go hunting looking like E.T.

Don’t be a mr collins he’s an actual twat

Mr collins by Moistbreadisyummy November 17, 2018

Mr Collins 

When your computer science teacher is sexist af and has a thing for making fun of people.

Mr Collins was being sexist again

Mr Collins by Analbeedmastern January 24, 2024