(He kinda looks
like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they
will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you
will ever meet and can make anyone love
science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic
Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."