by Adafoo June 30, 2013
A composer/pianist who arguably wrote some of the greatest music of all time. Mozart was neither popular nor rich during his lifetime. In fact, Mozart was extremely poor and could hardly afford food for himself, his wife, and his two children. Mozart was virtually starved at the time of his death, he may have lived longer had he more money to afford food and good living conditions.
It is not known where Mozart is buried because he did not have enough money left for his family to buy him a proper burial. It is assumed that he was buried in a mass grave for paupers. Sadly, many composers, painters, and playwrights died unpopular and relatively poor and have only received fame and glory far after their deaths.
It is not known where Mozart is buried because he did not have enough money left for his family to buy him a proper burial. It is assumed that he was buried in a mass grave for paupers. Sadly, many composers, painters, and playwrights died unpopular and relatively poor and have only received fame and glory far after their deaths.
Johnny: Mozart was a genius musician who lived rich, died young, and wrote the best music ever.
Hans: He most certainly did not live rich, and to say that he wrote the best music ever is completely opinionated and debatable.
Johnny: Oh sorry, I'll go back to kindergarten now.
Hans: Ok good, I'll be over at Julliard if you need anything else.
Hans: He most certainly did not live rich, and to say that he wrote the best music ever is completely opinionated and debatable.
Johnny: Oh sorry, I'll go back to kindergarten now.
Hans: Ok good, I'll be over at Julliard if you need anything else.
by Whyarepeoplestupid? March 18, 2009
When a guy makes a girl's loose pussy his own personal piano. A girl fingered with four or more fingers.
by Katie Cobblepot Penguin July 14, 2010
To be extremely drunk. So named in honor of the famous composer, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, who spent extended periods of time composing music while feverishly intoxicated.
Dude #1: "Dude, you were effin' Mozart last night."
Dude #2: "Yeah, I heard I composed all over Drew's van..."
Dude #2: "Yeah, I heard I composed all over Drew's van..."
by RHH January 27, 2009
Mozart or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, was a famous pianist and composer of the 1,700's but this is also used in "pulling off a Mozart" as in someone is playing the piano while exposing their anus and making farting noises.
This is oftenly thought of as badass among pianists and extremely challenging.
This is oftenly thought of as badass among pianists and extremely challenging.
Man: "OH MY GOD! That little fucker is pulling off a Mozart!"
Elderly Black Man: "I just saw that awesome bastard do it like an hour ago!"
Man: "He must be going for the worlds longest Mozart!... EAR-TITS!!!"
Elderly Black Man: "I just saw that awesome bastard do it like an hour ago!"
Man: "He must be going for the worlds longest Mozart!... EAR-TITS!!!"
by ac3092 May 1, 2009
by acoustic02 August 9, 2019
I went to the bathroom and there was this old man mozarting. I got so afraid that peed my pants while running out. All was well that ended well.
by skyjuice December 31, 2009