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That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart 

This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)
"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"
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Mozart Syndrome 

ACTUALLY it should mean when an artist sticks to the constraints set forth by the listener, while also adding subtle innovations personal touches that only the competent listeners can hear, that is, not being painfully obvious and sloppy like history's later composers who desperately wanted to look creative. This goes back to Mozart who wrote music that both conformed to the rules of the era and bent them at the same time- therefore creating a virtually perfect balance between form and style.
Man, most movies these days are either crappy blockbusters or pretentious indie-flicks... but the good directors always have Mozart syndrome- they make something both critics and audiences appreciate

mozart season

An amazingly talented band from Sacramento that is in no way affiliated with Jamies Elsewhere, and infact, they are much better than Jamies Elsewhere.
Mozart Season has sold out the majority of shows they played at the former Roseville venue, The Underground.
Omg Mozart Season is such a good band.
www.myspace.com/mozartseason
mozart season by just another LA girl September 28, 2008

Mozart Syndrome 

When an artist sticks to the constraints set forth by the listeners wants. This goes back to Mozart who wrote music typical of the rules of the era, but didn't push the boundaries of music.
Hey dude, have you heard half the bands out there these days? They all totally have Mozart Syndrome. . .
Mozart Syndrome by IAF July 10, 2009

Mozart Caleb Saint-Cyr 

A fuckin bad ass man. Intelligent, good looking, and the boy you would love to go on dates with a cuddle with. The type of guy who wouldn’t play you even if his friends want to. His loyalty is as strong as Gods and he’ll be like your next bff if you give him the chance.

Such an understanding boy and a great boyfriend. Always knows what his girl wants from him and never disappoints
Damn i wish i had a Mozart Caleb Saint Cyr in my life

Any girl is extremely lucky to date a Mozart Caleb Saint-Cyr
Mozart Caleb Saint-Cyr by modawg23 November 24, 2018