mowlem

Short period of time.

etym: after the former uk northern Ireland Secretary Mo (Marjory) Mowlem (see example)

--see you in a Mo
--see you in a Mowlem

by pik@ November 9, 2003

moslem

An alternative spelling for muslim and pronounced the same as muslim.

The 'o' in moslem is pronounced the same as it is in words like 'woman' and 'bosom'.

Moslem was the preferred spelling until the first half of the 20th century

Moslem and muslim are pronounced the same way; upon hearing either word you wouldn't know they were spelt differently.

by Hairy Pot-Herb December 19, 2020

Hans Moleman

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

Mowlett

A type of furry that should be prevented from ever getting anywhere near peanut butter.

Hey Brian, did you lock the peanut butter up? I saw the husky earlier and I don't want the Mowlett getting any ideas.

by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

by John Duckworth July 21, 2008

moleman

Moleman, AKA Dipesh Khandu is an utter idiot and complete moron. It is rumoured that he has an octopussy and likes to rape old men.

Yuk moleman, you have scaly skin.
Moleman, you're a fag.

by viraL April 21, 2005

Moleman

The shrivelled man from The Simpsons who loves someone named Keith.

Person 1: You're gay for moleman!

Person 2: No, you're gay for moleman!

by rr76 October 13, 2011