Definitions by pik@

bairn

small child; solid excretum.

cf dropping the kids at the pool.

Don't go in the loo just yet, I've just dropped a bit of a nasty bairn.

bairn by pik@ June 11, 2006

flamenco 

A passionate dance involving much playing of the castanets.

Often qualified as 'tuna flamenco'.

She and Stevie were dancing the tuna flamenco all night long.

Him: Would you care for a dance?
Her: I'm afraid I only dance the flamenco, kind sir.

flamenco by pik@ November 9, 2003

mowlem 

Short period of time.

etym: after the former uk northern Ireland Secretary Mo (Marjory) Mowlem (see example)

--see you in a Mo
--see you in a Mowlem

mowlem by pik@ November 9, 2003