mow the laundry

Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.

"say Magdalene, suppose it's time to mow the laundry? I can't get your door open."

by tchotchotch February 28, 2007

mow the laundry

When the massive pile of smelly stanky clothes on your floor begin to sprout new life forms, growing with neglect, getting so high they almost tickle your chin - and it's time to mow the laundry again.

Holla grrrl, you gotta mow the laundry again!

by MagicSparklyStarPenisCupcake July 30, 2016

mow the laundry

Too dispose of old cloths.

Hold articles of clothing above an under turned lawn mower and let the blade shred the old clothing.

"man I gotta mow the laundry."

"flip that shit over dude"

by Justdylan October 21, 2009