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An evil slithering lizard sorceress who disembowls puppies for fun and makes necklaces of the bones of infants while drinking the liquefied souls of missionaries after they commit their 100th sin.
"Watch out bro, or Wyatt will drink your soul!
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When the massive pile of smelly stanky clothes on your floor begin to sprout new life forms, growing with neglect, getting so high they almost tickle your chin - and it's time to mow the laundry again.
Holla grrrl, you gotta mow the laundry again!
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