movie 43
1. n. - The worst "film" ever created. If my love for film was a newborn child, then Movie 43 is an amoral serial rapist, mercilessly widening the several orifices of said child, murdering it, mutilating it, and defecating on its remains. A "movie" that is everything wrong with Hollywood: big name actors used to cynically lure in moviegoers (more like victims) to a cinematic abortion that contains absolutely no art whatsoever, holding up a mediocre-comedy façade, only to flash its dilapidated, unfunny, and misery-inducing genitals, something you will never be able to erase from your poor, saddened mind.
2. adj. - synonym for awful, abysmal, terrible, horrible, etc.
2. adj. - synonym for awful, abysmal, terrible, horrible, etc.
— Ex. 1 —
"I fell victim to Movie 43 the other day. Needless to say that if I were to ever write a suicide note, that... thing... would be the number one motivator of said fatal action. This is why no one likes January movies."
— Ex. 2 —
Asshole: "Do you want to watch Toddlers and Tiaras with me?"
Logical person: "God, no. That show is so movie 43."
"I fell victim to Movie 43 the other day. Needless to say that if I were to ever write a suicide note, that... thing... would be the number one motivator of said fatal action. This is why no one likes January movies."
— Ex. 2 —
Asshole: "Do you want to watch Toddlers and Tiaras with me?"
Logical person: "God, no. That show is so movie 43."
movie 43 by CarpetOnion November 6, 2013