mousebites

the preferred treatment of Doctor Gregory House, M.D. for when a patient has a disease caused by too many mouse bites. In order to get better, he needs more mouse bites. typically a thousand.

"Did you give him the medicine drug?"

"Yes"

"Well that was stupid, he needs mousebites to live."

by concerned doctor November 26, 2024

mousebidextrous

Ability to use mouse with both hands equally well.

Look, Monica can use the mouse with either hand, she must be mousebidextrous.

by WoozBro July 6, 2011

mousebyte

n. the condition that effects fingers and hands from extended computer use when snowed in for long periods

adj. mousebytten

n. We are under a snow emergency again today and I've been on the computer so long I have mousebyte.

adj. I am enjoying another snow day, but if I don't get offline soon, my hands will be mousebytten.

by wordup? February 10, 2010

mousekinesias

The erratic movement of the mouse cursor on the screen - that is in opposition to the way your hand is directing it.

"this computer mouse is whack...its having mousekinesias."

by yourme June 23, 2009

mouseitis

The condition resulting from using a mouse for so long, so often that your fingers and hand become numb, sore and even raw.

Awww, man, I've got mouseitis so bad I can barely do anything else with my right hand anymore.

by Crazy Mazy December 5, 2013