mousebyte 

n. the condition that effects fingers and hands from extended computer use when snowed in for long periods

adj. mousebytten

n. We are under a snow emergency again today and I've been on the computer so long I have mousebyte.

adj. I am enjoying another snow day, but if I don't get offline soon, my hands will be mousebytten.

mousebyte by wordup? February 10, 2010

mouseterbation 

When your at your computer looking at porn with 1 hand on the mouse and one in your pants.

watching porno can lead to prolong mouseterbation

mouseterbation by hackthegibson24 September 6, 2007

The Three Mouseketeers 

A seemingly clever but possibly rooted in cognitive decline baby-boomer conflation of The Mouseketeers and The Three Musketeers.

The Three Mouseketeers have come to my defense on many occasions when I really needed help!

The Three Mouseketeers by Dr Bunnygirl December 18, 2019

Mouseeater 

A style of facial hair growing from the bottom lip resembling a mouse tail. A long grown out version of a soul patch.

My favorite baseball pitcher grew a mouseeater during the off season, much more fly than his soul patch last year.

Mouseeater by gorgonite77 March 29, 2010

mousebidextrous 

Ability to use mouse with both hands equally well.

Look, Monica can use the mouse with either hand, she must be mousebidextrous.

mousebidextrous by WoozBro July 6, 2011

Mouseterbation 

To click your computer mouse over and over in hopes of speeding up your actual computer.
Constant clicking of your computer mouse knowing full well it will do no good what so ever.

click click click......click click click click click..........click click that is mouseterbation

Mouseterbation by ewokfrommonarch December 25, 2010

Mouseterbate 

To spend too much time in front of a computer pushing the computer mouse about. This can lead to mousetosis which is a painful swelling of the joints and muscles of the arm used to mouseterbate.

Those who mouseterbate a lot in the cubicles may be considered good employees by their bosses but usually suffer from severe mousetosis.

Mouseterbate by Aelfstangard September 27, 2010