n. Trucker-speak for a county sheriff or sheriff's deputy. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.
County Mounties generally won't pull you over.
by fizzle April 15, 2004
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a place in western sydney, nsw, between penrith and blacktown. 2770. it is a place where aboriginals, indians, and fobs make the rules and by god you had better play by them, children as young as 12 will roll you, and if you arent @ centrelink before 7am you wont get in. mounty county is also known as mount druitt, mount druggit, mon drue (for the upper class people) and mount do-it. when the fireworks are let off @ night, this means the drugs are in. you know your cool if you wear your nautica hat and nike 'TNs'. if you live in mounty county you will know all about the tregear brawls, you will know that its 50km through whalan reserve, you dont eat kfc from emerton, you dont need money to go late night shopping because you just steal what you want, you know where the cops sit, you know that you never drive in the left hand lane down luxford road because cars always park there, you know that if you go to chifley college your parents dont care about your education, if you go to st agnes your either asian or rich. the 769 bus is ferral. rabens are all the craze. fluro is still in. you know that putting black electrical tape on the bottom of the 'I' on your number plate will then make it an 'L' is the most genius way to steal petrol. everyone knows that the aboriginals use their abstudy to by nike stuff. fobs get around in taragos and mini buses. everyone buys 2 dollars of devon with their shopping. everyone lives in housing commission, and if you dont your house is probably being tagged as you read this. and pretty much if you live in mount druitt... you will know all of this. ahahaha.
' i gotta go to centrelink and get me some money bro '
' the 769 was 15 fucking minutes fucking late '
' i gotta go to mounty county and pick up me kids '
' ... oh just in mounty county... yeah'
by katepatricia June 22, 2009
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Giving it to a girl doggy style while another girl licks your hole.
The Brown Mountie braved the frigid yukon tundra and eventually captured the Mad Trapper.

I recieved a Brown Mountie in the bathroom of the Bedouin Soundclash concert.

He Brown Mountie'd his way through High School and first year college.
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Someone who gently corrects your grammar.

Unlike a grammar nazi, who wishes to exterminate the errors in your ways (and possibly you along with them!), every grammar mountie is as calm and reassuring as their namesake, the beloved and gentle members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Turns out that I am dating a grammar mountie! She doesn't even mention it when I misuse a word in a sentence, she'll just use that word appropriately later and then smootch me when I recognize her tactful lesson. We will have many, well adjusted children who will win local spelling bees.
by nothing exciting December 31, 2016
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Todd became very angry when his American friends spelled "centre" incorrectly. Todd is a Grammar Mounty.
by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013
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Being fully nude except wearing a mountie hat
I walked in on Ted and he was full mountie; where did he get the hat?
by Ebanks December 30, 2010
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A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.
1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?
by whigrat November 15, 2018
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