mountain monkey

A Norwegian tourist in Sweden.

Damn, those mountain monkeys totally cleaned out the Systembolaget. They're like a swarm of locusts!

mountain monkey by SwampThang October 24, 2012

Mountain Monkey

Distant relatives of the better-known but enigmatic Japanese "Snow Monkeys", North American Mountain Monkeys can be found in the greater Rocky Mountain region. They construct small, functional lairs and are often found hurtling down steep slopes at high speeds in all seasons. They are gentle at heart but can be dangerous if crossed -- approach them carefully while maintaining eye contact. Offerings of food and drink can't hurt either.

That dude's such a mountain monkey, he hasn't changed his long johns all season!

Mountain Monkey by monkesius mountainii November 23, 2011

Mountain Monkey

Norwegian, mostly the big, blonde, slightly chubby one who goes to get drunk on cheap beer in Denmark

Look, there's beer and puke and broken everywhere in this bar. Those Mountain Monkeys are such barbarians!

Mountain Monkey by Skrukk November 15, 2016

Mountain Monkey

A derogatory term towards Kurdish people, usually used when denying their existence calling them "The monkeys in the mountains."

person denying existence of Kurds* "There are no Kurds they are just mountain monkeys!"

Mountain Monkey by swedensnowing1234 December 23, 2021

Mountain Monkey

Mountain Monkey(noun): Lazy, self-entitled, usually uneducated male who resides in the mountains and valleys of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan. They enjoy wearing man-dresses, subjugating women, physically and verbally abusing the mentally handicapped, intoxication through the use of opium and opium products(i.e. heroin), and fornicating with farm animals(usually goats and sheep but bovine are certainly not safe either) and small boys. Their preteen wives are usually extremely neglected because all of the mountain monkey's sexual energies are taken out on either his flock of sheep or the behind of another mountain monkey. They have a deeply ingrained belief that Americans(or Westerners in general for that matter) owe them something because unlike them we have, as a culture, managed to progress beyond the 12th century while they remain willfully ignorant and stuck in the cultural, political, technological and ideological backwaters. It must also be noted that the mountain monkey has an extreme aversion to all forms of personal hygiene as well as public sanitation.

Yeah bro, these little mountain monkeys are self-entitled, greedy little pieces of shit

Mountain Monkey by ballsinurface May 7, 2011

mountain monkey

A mountain monkey is a term for someone who is sticking their nose in where it doesn't belong or combines two inappropriate things/situations. Monkeys belong in the jungle, not in the mountains.

Dude, that guy is such a mountain monkey, I wish he'd keep his wrestling moves away from my dog.

mountain monkey by MrWildThing September 17, 2008

Mountain monkey

A derogative/racial slur used against Kurds.

“you seen the news about turkey bombing Kurdistan” “yeah that’s what them mountain monkeys deserve”

Mountain monkey by Idfk_bro November 11, 2021