Damn, those mountain monkeys totally cleaned out the Systembolaget. They're like a swarm of locusts!
by SwampThang May 15, 2012
A mountain monkey is a term for someone who is sticking their nose in where it doesn't belong or combines two inappropriate things/situations. Monkeys belong in the jungle, not in the mountains.
by MrWildThing September 12, 2006
Distant relatives of the better-known but enigmatic Japanese "Snow Monkeys", North American Mountain Monkeys can be found in the greater Rocky Mountain region. They construct small, functional lairs and are often found hurtling down steep slopes at high speeds in all seasons. They are gentle at heart but can be dangerous if crossed -- approach them carefully while maintaining eye contact. Offerings of food and drink can't hurt either.
by monkesius mountainii November 23, 2011
Norwegian, mostly the big, blonde, slightly chubby one who goes to get drunk on cheap beer in Denmark
Look, there's beer and puke and broken everywhere in this bar. Those Mountain Monkeys are such barbarians!
by Skrukk November 15, 2016
A derogatory term towards Kurdish people, usually used when denying their existence calling them "The monkeys in the mountains."
by swedensnowing1234 December 24, 2021
Mountain Monkey(noun): Lazy, self-entitled, usually uneducated male who resides in the mountains and valleys of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan. They enjoy wearing man-dresses, subjugating women, physically and verbally abusing the mentally handicapped, intoxication through the use of opium and opium products(i.e. heroin), and fornicating with farm animals(usually goats and sheep but bovine are certainly not safe either) and small boys. Their preteen wives are usually extremely neglected because all of the mountain monkey's sexual energies are taken out on either his flock of sheep or the behind of another mountain monkey. They have a deeply ingrained belief that Americans(or Westerners in general for that matter) owe them something because unlike them we have, as a culture, managed to progress beyond the 12th century while they remain willfully ignorant and stuck in the cultural, political, technological and ideological backwaters. It must also be noted that the mountain monkey has an extreme aversion to all forms of personal hygiene as well as public sanitation.
by ballsinurface April 17, 2011
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