Bartender 1 - "Dude
that guy is wasted"
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta
Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a
cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"
Bartender 2 - "yup."