mother doucher 

a name to call someone when you are ether, in school, or a place you cannot cuss in. very good thing to call sumone when they are acting stupid.

Bob: *trips and falls over a jelly bean* woah! look out there little jelly bean!!

Fred: wow, ur such a mother doucher!!

Bob: i know what u are, but what am i?

Fred: A mother doucher....

Bob: shut up!!!

mother doucher by LivingdeadKat September 28, 2007

douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.

Quit being a douche mother.

douche mother by Jane Brane January 6, 2008

Douche Bag Mother Fucker 

A nickname given to people by Stalker Shout when they are acting stupidly.

"Nick quit being stupid"

"Well, I've got a nickname for you, Douche Bag Mother Fucker"

Douche Bag Mother Fucker by Sik wit it December 14, 2008

Mothertoucher

One who touches mothers in an inappropriate manner without consent. Much like motherfucker, but the "fucking" implies it was consentual.

"You spilled my drink! You filthy mothertoucher!"

Mothertoucher by untouchedmother August 31, 2012