mosain

A person who tries to run as insainely fast as Husain Bolt, but needs MOre speed.

“That man running from security like he Mosain bolt!”
-Random guy at Lavo Lounge (Vegas)

by Pointingtoes November 23, 2021

mosin-nagant

The Mosin-nagant is an old school bolt action rifle from Russia. Originally designed by a drunk Russian engineer and an even more drunk Belgian gunsmith, who drew up blueprints on napkins in the back of a pub somewhere in Siberia in a vodka-induced stupor. The Mosin-nagant fires the 7.62x54r cartridge, which can kill a polar bear at a thousand yards and keep going right through the tree he was standing in front of. The Mosin-nagant was used by the Russians in both world wars, so it's killed more Germans than collisions on the autobahn and under-cooked sauerkraut combined. Surplus Mosins can be found at gunshops in the States for like a hundred bucks on sale, and ammo is cheap surplus, so this is what real men shoot who don't want to drop $1299.99 on an AR-15 which fires a .22 round and that's made out of recycled milk jugs and Legos. Many of them come with a bayonet that's roughly the size of the sword William Wallace used in Braveheart. In the absence of gun oil, you can clean a Mosin by pissing down the barrel and wiping the bolt off with a dirty rag that you found on the floor in a Grease Monkey. Try that with a rifle that was designed less than 50 years ago.

Joe: " I need a rifle that is ten feet long and fires anti-tank rounds, but Ive only got 200 dollars!"

Ivan: "Amerikan comrade, you need mosin-nagant . Spend 100 on the rifle, fifty on case of ammo, use rest for vodka!"

In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!!!

by Realmendrinkbeer94 June 20, 2011

just mossin

Chillin with your mates.. relaxing having fun

What are you up to son? Not much ma. Just mossin with the boys.

by joshsmuh March 31, 2019

mom moshing

Women who once moshed pit at rock concerts. Years later they mosh once again, in front of their children.

Girl: Hey Devon, how was the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Devon: It was the worst concert of my life.
Girl: Why?
Devon: My mom tagged along with and was moshing the entire time.
Girl: Gross, mom moshing?!?!
Devon: smh...

by velvetgotham December 5, 2017

mossin

another word for chillin

Dwyane: Wus up?
Shane: Just mossin with frends

by asdfghjkl July 25, 2006

Mostin

Mostin is a kind hearted, handsome and very generous man who would do anything for the people he loves. He’s quick witted and always up for a laugh, taking the piss out of his friendly constantly and always getting away with it. Mostin instantly puts you at ease and is always impeccably dressed (he loves a chance to dress up). He is always complimentary and has an eye for detail. If you have a chance to meet a Mostin keep him as a boyfriend or a friend as they’re a lovely and rare breed that you’ll want to stick around for life.

‘I like Mostins suit’

by Piglet and Ebber March 20, 2019

slow moshing

A combination of slow dancing mixed with a mosh pit, all participants are in pairs dancing haphazardly, most likely drunk and/or high, and one couple will bump into another causing a domino or chaos effect that could lead to spinning girls used as projectiles, tango donkey punches, fist fights, or extreme laughter and fun, depending on the crowd.

Adam: "What is wrong with your ankle?"

Gabrielle: "It must have been injured last night while we were slow moshing, I didn't notice how swollen it was until today because I was laughing so hard and having too much fun to notice last night..."

by dmoney1313 December 9, 2010