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Morning Person

That irritatingly happy person that has no need for high octane coffee when they wake up. Generally, these people are a myth found only in Narnia, but every now and then one will escape and it is the job of the (much more awesome) night people to coerce them back into the wardrobe.
Jill was a total morning person. You could definitely tell that she just came out of the closet.

morning person

Among a group of runners, the person charged with saying, "Morning," to anyone they encounter along the way.
Runner One: "Here comes a pedestrian. Is our morning person ready?"

Runner Two: Nods to the lone pedestrian "Morning."

Runner Three: "Good job!"
morning person by La Guapa April 4, 2010

Morning Person

A supernatural being that can get up as early as they want and still be able to be productive
Jane: i think John is a morning person
Gale: he is really productive in the morning, I think you’re right.

not a morning person 

Tends to be grouchy.
Lori is not a morning person, call back after noon.
not a morning person by Creoleshag September 14, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026